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If you saw Vice President Dick Cheney on Larry King Live then you know what two talking zombies on the news look like. It's obvious to this viewer that these two men died several heart attacks ago and are using skilled make-up artists to 'pass' as living.

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Zombie Religious Advisors

Though we claim a seperation of church and state, religion seems to play a big role in our elections - Everyone asks whether a candidate is moral enough to be president? Whether he/she goes to church? Which church? Can a Mormon become president?

So it we felt it time to discuss the issue of Zombie President Religion. While each of our past presidents (Zombie Reagan, Zombie JFK, Zombie Nixon and Zombie Lincoln) were christians in their living days... what, the public wants to know, is their faith like now that they have died and come back?

In fact, now with their death behind them their faith has increased, and each is a member of the Basilicus Victus Mortum ("The Church Of The Living Dead") - as lead by spiritual advisor Zombie Pope and Zombie Jesus...


Zombie Jesus and Zombie Pope
from the Church Of the Living Dead

Politics for Undead Americans

This Blog launch is a big late, but the undead aren't known for doing things quickly or on time...

Last week we put out a press release announcing the launch of AARG... The Association of Americans Risen From The Grave...

AARG Announcement

More to come when we get some fresh BRAIINS...