Thursday, August 2, 2007

Zombie Religious Advisors

Though we claim a seperation of church and state, religion seems to play a big role in our elections - Everyone asks whether a candidate is moral enough to be president? Whether he/she goes to church? Which church? Can a Mormon become president?

So it we felt it time to discuss the issue of Zombie President Religion. While each of our past presidents (Zombie Reagan, Zombie JFK, Zombie Nixon and Zombie Lincoln) were christians in their living days... what, the public wants to know, is their faith like now that they have died and come back?

In fact, now with their death behind them their faith has increased, and each is a member of the Basilicus Victus Mortum ("The Church Of The Living Dead") - as lead by spiritual advisor Zombie Pope and Zombie Jesus...

Zombie Jesus Zombie Pope, Patron Saint of the Undead
Zombie Jesus and Zombie Pope
from the Church Of the Living Dead

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Interesting to know.